Western Remakes of Asian Horror Films

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“Some remakes of J-horror films have since become western classics, whereas others would have perhaps been better left untouched. Either way, remakes allow stories to break through the language and cultural barriers that may deter certain audiences. Is this a good thing, or does it just enable the curses to spread and ensnare more victims than ever?”

Check out my full Creators.co post – Yūrei-lly Should Know That These 10 Horrors Are Remakes Of Asian Movies.

The Gut-Churning Truth About Cannibalism Films

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‘The Green Inferno’ [Credit: Universal Pictures]

When it comes to standard serial killing or tedious torture we barely bat an eyelid, so what is it about the consumption of human flesh that sends our stomachs churning? Is it to do with the unsettling cases we have all read about in history books, or perhaps the scary psychological implications that drive someone to butcher one of their own? Maybe, we are just fearful that exposure to such a topic might trigger something within ourselves that has been lying dormant all our lives.

Read my Movie Pilot piece to find out why cannibalism films are hard to stomach.

Embracing Not Defacing Children’s Horror

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‘Goosebumps’ [Credit: Columbia Pictures]

While there are children’s films that attempt to pander to a darkly inclined audience, there are few that fall comfortably under the horror umbrella without defacing the genre. Most dilute it with comedy or dumb down the concepts so much that they become painfully patronizing, yet the scarier elements are arguably more beneficial to a child’s mental development. So, isn’t it about time that children’s films spook things up and embrace their audience of creepy kids?

What do you think? Read my Movie Pilot piece Embrace The Creepy Kid: Why Children’s Horror Movies Should Be More Accepted and let me know if you agree.

The Monstrous Mundane

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‘Oculus’ [Credit: Relativity Media]

Horror movies are famous for scaring audiences using an array of fictional monsters, but some are clever enough to take it that one step further and mold the mundane into something truly nightmarish. Whether it’s inanimate objects, natural bodily functions, or even our own family members, the mundane is made all the more horrifying by its inescapable nature. These are the things that lurk in the everyday and, unlike many horror villains, they are all too real.

In this Movie Pilot piece I list seven examples of movies that monsterized the mundane. What is the most ordinary thing a horror movie has made you fearful of?

Social Media in Horror

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Smiley (2012) – Fever Productions LLC/MIJ Productions

“While horror films about social media often have the capacity to make our skeletons spring from our skins within the confines of their running time, they very rarely have a lasting effect on viewers that keeps them awake at night.”

You can read my Movie Pilot piece ‘Why Social Media Horror Films Struggle To Spook Us’ here.

Festive Fears: Père Fouettard

 

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Père Fouettard, or ‘Father Whipper’ in English, is the French counterpart to Saint Nicholas. He is said to accompany him on his Saint Nicholas Day (December 6) rounds, administering punishments to naughty children by dispensing lumps of coal or hitting them with his whip.

He is described as being a very sinister character, taking the shape of a dark, scraggy man with dirty robes and an unkempt beard. In some instances, his face is said to be dirty with soot from going down so many chimneys. Of course, he is also equipped with his infamous whip, and, in some variations of the legend, a wicker backpack in which he can carry children away.

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Origin stories for Père Fouettard are also varied, but the most popular tale can be traced back as far as 1150. The details of the story itself are debatable, though they follow the same plot. In it, a butcher (or an innkeeper in some versions), along with his wife, captures three children, then drugs them, slits their throats, chops them up, salts them and stews them in a barrel. Proposed motives for the murders range from the man wanting to rob the boys and wanting to eat them… How festive! Saint Nicholas learns of the monstrous crime and decides to intervene, resurrecting the children and taking the man into his custody. As punishment, Saint Nicholas forces Père Fouettard to become his assistant for all eternity.

 

Halloween Origins: Samhain

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There are some very strong links between Halloween as we know it today and the Gaelic festival of Samhain.

Samhain (pronounced ‘sah-win’) – meaning “summer’s end” – marked the end of the harvest season and the beginning of the winter, or the ‘darker half’ of the year as it was known. It was one of four seasonal festivals, along with Imbolc, Beltane and Lughnasadh, and it fell at the end of the Celtic calendar – the date being October 31 as we know it today. It was a time when cattle were brought down from the summer pastures and livestock was slaughtered for winter.

During the festival, huge bonfires were lit, which were said to have special healing powers, and divination games and rituals were carried out. However, it is the practise of ‘mumming’ (or ‘guising’) that draws on a more direct link to modern day Halloween – this was where people would dress up and travel door-to-door reciting verses in exchange for food. Ring any bells?

Other similarities are evident in the fact that it was believed that the souls of the dead roamed the streets at night, since the boundary between this world and the Otherwold could easily be crossed. Offerings of food and drink were left out to pacify the evil and ensure that next year’s crops would be plentiful, and feasts were held for the souls of the dead who were thought to return home seeking hospitality.

Time has the ability to alter anything, but a leading factor that contributed to the formation of Halloween as we know it is the establishment of All Saints’ Day. The festival was established on November 1 by Christians as a means of converting Pagans. Over time, the two occasions merged to create what we’d recognise as modern day Halloween.

 

31 Themes For Halloween and Spooky Tag

The forth theme for Halloween is slashers! I’ve been repping Jason all day with my Friday the 13th t-shirt and Heartless hoodie.

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I wanted to try something new in honour of today, so I selected a film at random from The Mammoth Book of Slasher Movies by Peter Normanton. I got Microwave Massacre (1983) aka ‘the worst horror movie of all time’- should be interesting.

Also, for an extra bit of fun, I answered 30 spooky Halloween questions found here.

Favourite horror or Halloween-themed song?

The majority of my favourite songs are Halloween-themed so this is actually very difficult. My favourites that actually have a direct link to it in the title would be All Hallows Evil by Fearless Vampire Killers, Halloween by The Misfits and Halloween by Siouxsie and the Banshees.
Name something you wouldn’t want to run into in a dark forest or in an abandoned building.

Probably anything that can hurt me which I can’t hurt back.
Have you ever played with a Ouija Board?

No. I have expressed an interest in doing so but my friend said she’d disown me if I got one.
Favourite horror monster or villain?

John Kramer from Saw is the first to come to mind whenever I’m asked this question. It’s hard to even see him as a villain because his motives were inherently good, and he’s just so clever it makes me want to cry.
The creepiest thing that’s ever happened while you were alone?

I’m so boring I can’t actually think of anything remotely worthy of mentioning. I’d say probably any nightmare I’ve had, especially the ones I have of people standing over me while I sleep, where the image lingers a few moments after waking up.
If you were dared to spend the night in a “haunted house”, would you do it?

If I could take someone with me.
Are you superstitious?

Not particularly. I used to have bizarre little rituals like not walking under the bridge while a car was passing, and my mum goes mental if I put new shoes on the table so I avoid doing that.
Do you ever see figures in your peripheral vision?

This is such a weird question. I think I see people that aren’t there all the time but I don’t think anything of it.
Which urban legend scares you the most?

They all used to creep me out, but the ones that stick in my memory are the home invasion ones, like The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs and The Clown Statue.
Do you prefer gore or thrillers?

I do not discriminate.
Do you believe in multiple dimensions or worlds?

I don’t disbelieve in it, but I don’t actively believe it either. I’m open.
Ever made a potion of any sort?

I used to make mud potions in the back yard if that counts.
Do you get scared easily?

Nuh-uh. Though jump scares are weird, because sometimes I’m desensitised to them but a lot of the time I am overly sensitive to them. So much so that I once propelled myself back into my friend’s fireplace when watching Insidious: Chapter 3.
Have you ever played Bloody Mary?

I believe I did in the school toilets once, unless I was just a by-stander, I can’t really remember.
Do you believe in demons/the devil?

I’m an agnostic-atheist so I don’t believe in them in the religious sense, but demonic infestation and possession fascinates me.
You’re home alone but you hear footsteps in your house, what do you do?

Rookie mistake, I know, but I probably would investigate. I do Jiu Jitsu so I’d be prepared.
If you got trapped in one scary movie, which would you choose?

My first instinct was to say Stay Alive, though that would be fatal since I suck at video games. Having thought about it, I’d probably say Night of the Living Dead or Dawn of the Dead because I already have a sweet zombie apocalypse soundtrack sorted. Also the zombies are Romero zombies (slow, unintelligent), so my chances of survival are automatically higher.
If you could only wear one Halloween costume for the rest of your life, what would you be?

I practically live in Halloween costumes anyway but I’d probably choose Wednesday or Morticia Addams since I dress like them all the time.
would you ever go to a graveyard at night?

Who wouldn’t? Graveyards are rad.
In a zombie apocalypse what is your weapon of choice?

Got to be a cricket bat.
Would you rather go to a Halloween party or go trick or treating?

Depends on who I’m with, but I love doing both.
You’re in a horror movie. Are you the final girl, the first to die, the comic relief, the skeptic, the smart one, or the killer?

Id like to think I’d be the smart one – I don’t have much common sense but my Randy Meeks-esque knowledge of horror movies would be enough to get me by.
Do you have to watch something happy after watching a horror movie so you can go to sleep?

I don’t, but I usually have to if I’m with my siblings otherwise they won’t go to bed.
Whilst watching scary movies, are you the person who yells at the characters, the person with their eyes covered the whole time, or the person who falls asleep?

Yells, 100%. I also offer a running commentary and fact files throughout.
Are you the one who gets scared, or the one who does the scaring?

I definitely do the scaring. I almost reduced my brother and sister to tears when I scared them with an April Fools Day prank once. I’m so lovely.
Favourite scary book?

Pet Sematary or Salems’ Lot. Probably the latter since it gave me nightmares. When I was younger, The Babysitter II and The Boyfriend by R. L. Stine freaked me out in a good way.
How old were you when you saw your first horror movie?

God knows. My grandad used to put them on for me when my mum was at work.
What was your first Halloween costume?

Again, God knows. Maybe a witch or something?
What are you going to be for Halloween this year?

I’ll not say now because I’ll probably change my mind 50 times.
If you could have a spooky Halloween pet (black cat, owl, bat, rat, wolf), what would you pick?

Can I be greedy and have them all? If I had to choose one I’d say wolf since I am a huge dog person, but bats are also my favourite. I’d like a cat just so I could give it a cool witchy name, but I’m not overly fussed about cats in large doses.

31 Themes For Halloween: Zombies

I was so tempted to crack open the fake blood and smear it all over my face for this theme, but I doubt that would have gone down well at work, so I opted for a blood sodden shirt instead.

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In honour of Zombie Day, I’m reading World War Z by Max Brooks (which I might post a review of at some point), then I’m off to the Winchester to have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.